Absolutely No Middle Ground

I've got one of those faces.
You know, the kind where there's no middle demographic.
People either see my face and want to break my eye socket,
or they see my face and want to sit on it.
Blessed with a full beard but less than perfect eyesight,
I've one dimple, two scars..that you can see, and a healthy head of hair.
People either see me and want to fight or they see me and want to fuck.
There's no middle ground to stand on with me.