A Sucker Throwing a Sucker Punch

Fitting, wouldn't you agree? A fool acting foolish, a sucker throwing a sucker punch.
Rest assured that neither her and I nor anyone else were shocked.
A clumsy turn of the corner, the stomping of your bulky feet-  just as the bell around the neck of the village idiot.
Declaring, "I'm here all! I'm here!"
The issue with that though is you put me on the map, put my dot on the radar.
You tossed the drunken spotlight that normally engulfs only you around the two of us.
Because I am an immediate threat, a force that could barrel through you. And you are aware.
It was a boy interacting with a man, and the man setting an example as the child pounded his balled up fists to his chest.
You are aware of my strengths and I am fully aware of your weaknesses, as are most others.
The effort level on my behalf is low solely out of respect, but respect that is slipping through your fingers due to your undeniable disgust towards me, undignified behavior, and childish antics.
I can spell 'chump' using just two letters and I can teach them all how to also.

Absolutely No Middle Ground

I've got one of those faces.
You know, the kind where there's no middle demographic.
People either see my face and want to break my eye socket,
or they see my face and want to sit on it.
Blessed with a full beard but less than perfect eyesight,
I've one dimple, two scars..that you can see, and a healthy head of hair.
People either see me and want to fight or they see me and want to fuck.
There's no middle ground to stand on with me.

The Title Is All We'd Know

I want to meet a girl that works at a bookstore but hates reading.
And I want her to lie about it to everyone but me.
She would have a favorite book picked out that she's never read,
quotes memorized just to make it that much more believable.
We would pretend we were the characters of a book we've never even skimmed through.
Each new day, another new book to fake. The title is all we'd know.